Grade A+ virgin

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

toni-tan:

It’s good to see that you dont have to stop posting stuff like this when you get famous

adriofthedead:

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circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

sharonosbourne:

A documentary about me

An Australian artist created a giant hot air Blue Whale (with boobs). It’s called the Sky Whale.

did-you-kno:

Source

ioweyouaphoneboxandaassbutt:

Telling someone about my fandom.